Monday, December 28, 2009


Happi Holidaze Assholes

HERE is my christ-miss alBUM
it's callled "Satan's Claws" by "Taintbruiser"
the tracks are as follows:
1. Santa Claus is Coming (To Kill You and Your Whole Family)
2. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...And Then the Satanic Blood Orgy Started
3. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (Got Killed by the Other Reindeer)
Enjoy. Fuckers.

This record abides by The First Law of ThermO)))dynamics: Maximum Volume Yields Maximum Results. Proceed accordingly. Not responsible for damaged speakers.

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Sunday, December 27, 2009

deb8

hey all; there's been a mighty little debate started in the comments section of the last post. i thought that the issues this (i assume lone) anonymous commenter brought up are actually very valuable to fostering an ongoing dialogue about the character and purpose of this blog, so i figured it would be fun to post it where everyone can see. while as you will no doubt be able to figure out, i very much disagree with where this anonymous poster is coming from, i'm putting this up because i think the territory this debate covers is legitimately important and hope it opens up more dialogue and argument. plus, since the poster is anonymous, the only reputation on the line here is my own. i'll be updating this post if there's more responses as my goal here is to foster debate, not freeze it or shut it down.

anonymous-poster and psychstar = pretty tasteless. this blog feels hijacked - used to b a great blog about the music/ians at wes, now a long series of posts about giant joint and personal projects/peeves w shit. still epic music at wes to write about/
still value the 3rd person/distance from the subject.

O)))-you're entitled to your opinion but i do go to wesleyan, and am making music, so this is music at wesleyan. i have made a point of highlighting the personal projects of other people who make music at wesleyan all year, and have encouraged other people at wesleyan (e.g. writers) to post about music and music-related stuff that they, wesleyan students, are psyched on.


so i don't know quite what your complaint is but honestly it doesn't really matter. blogs are PARTICIPATORY. if there's something missing here then do what i have implored people to do over and over again and email auralwes@gmail.com and ask to become a writer. or if you're really fed up with shit start your own blog. either of those options are alot better than anonymously bitching in comments.

and if you want "taste" and "3rd person distance from the subject" go read rolling stone.

Anonymous-O))) You are so full of yourself. "Blogs are PARTICIPATORY" i.e. bloggers participate to create a cohesive whole. when the individual bloggers fail to see the bigger project of what the blog is trying to do, then the cohesive whole crumbles. Get your ego out of the picture and stop being so reactionary.

O)))-i think you've pretty deeply misunderstood me. when i say blogs are "participatory" i mean that a) anybody can make one who has access to the internet, like you and b) this blog in particular is participatory because, despite the fact that i administrate it, anybody who is involved in the music scene at wes can become a writer and post to their heart's content. this also includes you. the fact that you have done neither of these things indicates to me that you have more interest in being anonymously pissy in a public forum than in doing something constructive if you see something you don't like (e.g. the content of this blog). that's your prerogative, but you better believe i'll make fun of you for it.

the larger point though is that i fundamentally disagree with you about what blogs are supposed to do. i think the great thing about blogs is that ideas like "taste", "3rd person/distance from the subject" about which one writes and keeping in mind a "cohesive whole" with regard to what one writes are have become optional if not obsolete. what blogs mean and what we as media consumers/producers gain from their participatory nature, is that people use blogs to elaborate what they're passionate about and share it with others. that passion has to do with what is written, how it is written, aesthetic decisions, the whole nine. i think that given this situation, we get a richer and more varied cultural universe when people express what they're psyched on with no regard for some abstraction like "distance from the subject" or someone else's definition of taste. and since anyone (albeit anyone with internet access, something which is becoming a problematic divide in our world) can do it, not only should people not have to apologize for the proclivities they express, i think they should be celebrated for being as unabashed about it as they can be, even if the particular things to which they give voice aren't on your personal top ten. it seems to me that expecting everyone to accede to your ideas of good taste lest they be subjected to your quasi-nonsensical whining is a much more egotistical and 'reactionary' (both in terms of being reactive and expressing a far-right political understanding) assumption than the assumption that given (relatively) equal access to the tools of publication, people should unapologetically represent the people, things, and ideas that they're passionate about without apology. and like i said, if you disagree with this approach, there are plenty of publications like rolling stone, the music coverage of the sunday new york times, etc. which will no doubt satisfy your desire for genteel taste and a vaneer of objectivity and have many more readers than this blog. again, sticking to these would be another positive alternative to bitching here.

the same thing goes for this blog on a smaller scale, by the way. to preface though, we've never stopped posting any music event around campus that anyone sends in. actually, i've been pretty proactive in hounding people to send them in because i do believe that an important part of this blog is to provide that service to our fair campus. of course there haven't been many such posts of late because, if you haven't noticed, concerts don't really happen during reading and finals weeks.

that said though, there is still one more issue to address. while i administrate this blog, that job mostly means going through e-mail spam, posting about concerts that nobody else asks to post about, and in this rare case responding to comments such as yours that while thoroughly misguided do bring up important topics despite themselves. aside from that though, i have neither more nor less access to this blog than any of our many writers, each of whom i'm sure have a unique take and set of preferences within the wes music scene and music in general. recognizing that people who are into music enough to write about it pay attention to its production in lots of different cultural and geographic contexts, one of my goals this year has been to open up this blog to all facets of the music scene at wesleyan. this includes the tastes and interests of those of us who are invested in the scene and draw inspiration from multiple sources across different times and spaces. there's also the foregrounding of new projects which, whether solo or not, are always "personal projects" for those involved. if you haven't noticed the "nuband" feature, there's been a great diversity of wesleyan musicians doing new things that we've showcased this semester and i'm pretty happy about that.

the other thing is, the fact that my own tastes are represented in the posts i make does not mean a god damn thing about what other people can post. if you want other people who you like more to post more go and bug them about it. i'd love to see more of this blog's writers (hey writers: HINT HINT) to post new projects they or their friends do, bands, scenes and histories that make them passionate about music, etc. now, i'm a pathetic nerd who spends waaaay too much time on the computer and aspires to one day maybe even get paid a little money to write about what i love. this sad state of affairs that is my life means that i post a good bit. if others don't, you can either congratulate them for having a richer social life than i do (something they no doubt deserve) or you can say that you like what they do so they should post more to help drown out my admittedly specific voice (i'd be very excited if that were to happen, actually). or, as i mentioned above, you can become a writer yourself! your genius cover of anonymity would even prevent me from holding these comments against you! you've got nothing to lose!

but, after all that, if you're content to do what your doing right now, i have neither the desire nor ability to change your mind. all i can suggest is that you've got a new NYT sunday styles section to look at today.

PS
if scary pictures of santy-claus really offend your taste that much, i think rolling stone might be a little peppery for you. there are, however, LOTS of christian music publications that you can be sure will steer clear of just about ANYTHING that may run afoul of your good taste. such guarantees cannot be made of this blog, so steer clear if that's where you're at.
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Friday, December 25, 2009

worse than coal


i am sitting in my living room alternating between writing my thesis and recording "satan's claws." this is an improvised solo doom/noise project the entirety of which will be recorded on and only on the birthday of the most famous hippie ever to get nailed to a piece of wood. the record, which will probably be called "worse than coal." any alternative suggestions for an album name or song titles are appreciated and will recieve due consideration so long as they exist in the aesthetic territory where the so-called "joy" of christmas reveals itself as the clever guise for the bloody fangs of the antichrist, destroying and feeding upon the vital forces of dying human flesh.
k?
<3z and happi kristmiss! --m check here (hopefully) tomorrow for a free download of the completed recording.
*edit* like all truly crappy gifts, this one is gonna be a bit late. getting the mix to where i want it to be is a longer process than i thought, but its a-comin'.
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Saturday, December 19, 2009

VICTORY!!


(above)Spontaneous rallies break out worldwide upon news of perennial write-in Giant Joint's historic success in this years WSA at-large Rep election.


A tremendous thanks to everyone who voted for Giant Joint! With a totally fucking whopping 416 votes (a mere 4 shy of 420), we've managed to turn giant joint from an idle tradition into a dramatic vote of no-confidence in the WSA's ability to "represent" us. Coming in at 4th place, this means that more of us want to be represented by an enormous doobie than those who claim to have our interests and desires at heart as they powerlessly flail about with every new administrative fiat and then say they're on our side. Seriously, GJ got more votes than the majority of new reps actually elected to the WSA.

So let's blaze one up to celebrate (4:20 today sounds like a good time to me) if that's your thing, have a great break, and not rest on our laurels. This will really successful only if we take it as a lesson that we, the collective mass of pissed off, dissatisfied students, can actually fuck shit up on this campus. We need to be smart about it, subtlety and "soft subversion" are probably our best weapons, but we've still got wrenches and those shits still stop gears. When, where, why, and how is up to you, but this is a great taste of what's possible if we don't buy in to the myth that we can't do anything to make this place less boring and oppressive. After all, this was at least in part funny because elections are kind of a joke anyway. It's 4:20 twice a day, so let's keep making GJ proud.
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

follow da joint


Looking for some quality finals-distraction? Giant Joint now has hir very own Twitter! Follow the musings and wisdom of Giant Joint at twitter.com/giantjoint420!

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how 2 vote 4 GIANT JOINT


GJ is a write-in candidate, so we here at Giant Joint Campaign HQ thought it might be helpful to go through how to make your vote "count" for Giant Joint and for all of us who want to upend shit around here.

FIRST go to the voting site at wsa.wesleyan.edu/voting and log in using your regular username and password
THEN click on 2009 "at large elections" which should be the first option
THENNNNN scroll to the bottom of the page and you'll see a bunch of open text boxes where you can put write-in candidates; write in "Giant Joint." WATCH OUT CLEVER ONES: you can only do this ONCE. Attempting to vote for Giant Joint 5 times, however noble, will only fuck things up.
AND FINALLY submit your ballot, feel small feeling of satisfaction, go about yer day.

cool? cool.
GIANT JOINT

ALSO there have been a number of talented people (read: not me) doing some great poster designs for the GJ campaign that are being featured in these posts. I'd like to encourage EVERYONE to copy and past these freely, make your own posters, and print them up for plastering around campus. I know it's finals but you'll feel better if you get up and get a little exercise walking around and putting up totally fuckin sickrad posters, dude.

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

civic duties


Dear Valued Readers,

Wesleyan University has taken a turn for the worse. Our school's traditions of independent student creativity, the valuing of wierdness, subversion, and the disruption of ordinary life have been shifted to a boring and timid embrace of a status quo based both on administrative desire for the school to run like a well-oiled profit machine and a truly disappointing and pathetic acquiescence on the part of the student body. As one of the few remaining student-run cultural organs on this campus, Aural Wes' purpose cannot be limited to mere reporting; it is imperative that we defend the forms of autonomous student-based culture and expression from what has made itself known in the past couple years as a material and ideological attack on the energy from which this blog draws its purpose.

It is with that in mind, and the lack of shows to post about during reading/finals time, that for the upcoming week Aural Wes will act as the internet clearinghouse for the lone opposition candidate for WSA at-large representative: Giant Joint. While it has the potential, which is sometimes actualized, to be an important participant in student struggles for autonomy, the WSA has proved wildly ineffective. The recent flap about fire safety is simply one of a parade of instances where the WSA had the opportunity and the cause to take a stand against an administration drunk with power, and yielded up only a whimper. The fact of the matter is this: the WSA representatives and other functionaries exist in a culture of future career politicians, lobbyists and bureaucrats who have an interest in showing that they can "be reasonable" and "work with the administration" to represent student interests. The fact that they have no real power, and do not demand it, is never brought up because the people who make up the WSA have a place in the status quo and have developed quite a taste for the crumbs the administration sees fit to toss them from the table around which actual decisions are made.

The time for relying on this "loyal opposition" has long past. Giant Joint represents the future; a vote for Giant Joint is a vote AGAINST this overwhelming trend of banalization our school is currently undergoing. It sends a message to the power structures at this school that, while we are implicated in their functioning, we know their interest is to make us into cogs (albeit very comfortable cogs) in a machine that functions primarily for its own profit and aggrandizement.

But Giant Joint does not seek to impose another program, another vision for a "NüWesleyan" on us all. The fact that Giant Joint is a symbol of opposition is just the point: we don't want more politicians-in-the-making to "represent" us, we don't want anyone to represent us. What we want is a change that cannot come simply from the administration; we can and should demand from them our space, our privacy, access to resources for independent cultural production without incessant bureaucratic haggling and harassment from Public Safety, etc. But the point is that we don't need someone else to formulate our demands for us; given enough space and freedom from excessive institutional hassles which, by design or not, frustrate and deaden student initiative, we can work wonders and we don't need opportunistic middlepeople to speak for us.

WE CANNOT JUST KEEP WESLEYAN WEIRD, WE MUST MAKE IT WEIRD

CHOOSE ADVENTURE OVER BOREDOM

WE DON'T WANT A CHANGE IN BOSSES, WE WANT A CHANGE IN LIFE

WRITE IT IN!

VOTE GIANT JOINT

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Monday, December 14, 2009

WE HAVE A WINNERS!

Ladies and gentlemen, results have literally been POURING in from our AW Para-Admissions Project contest! And by POURING I mean a TORRENTIAL MONSOON of 4 entries! I know I said I'd be picking the top 3, but all 4 were so fabulous, I just couldn't resist sharing them with the faceless crowd of millions of internet users and abusers who no doubt read this blog on the regular.
And now, with no further ado, Aural Wes is
proud to present, our version of the "face of Wesleyan."

Our first entry comes from one Adam Schlesinger ('10) who exhibits the time-honored Wesleyan tradition of putting at risk the immediate physical safety
of yourself and those desperate or foolhardy enough to hang out with you in danger in the name of stupid fun you probably won't remember in 12 hours.

Our next blogosphere beauty, Mr. Will Tomlinson ('10?) uses sheer intimidation to show that his school spirit doesn't just run skin deep; in fact, it is frequently spilled in bloody battle as reigning champion of Wesleyan's shrunken but still mighty Beard Fight Club. Rumor has he grows another strand for every Crip he ices.

Ben Bernstein ('10) sends in an entry to confirm the hysterical rantings of the Glenn Beck/Tea Party set: Wesleyan is a school full of unemployable, Marx-fellating, sweater-wearing, retro-pretentious dickwads who will one day run the country in a socialist junta that will force everyone onto a "green" ration of organic tofu and a thin gruel composed of filtered water and the shredded pages of Bill O'Riley and Ayn Rand books as one-time hard working 'Mericans are forced into the fields to harvest soybeans while being "reeducated" via Anthony Braxton compositions and Noam Chomsky speeches blared out of loudspeakers. More red wine, please!
And finally, recent alum Andrea Neustein ('09) gives this jewel back to her alma mater. I particularly appreciate the subtlety here in that, without explicitly naming them, her captioning brilliantly and immediately represents two centrally important yet too often overlooked truths about student life here at Wesleyan: 1) We like funny memes, and 2) if there's one thing we like more than funny memes, it's sedatives. I suppose it's also worth adding the third, equally astute observation that we REALLY REALLY like funny memes that are the result of sedatives, ESPECIALLY when we ourselves are on sedatives, possibly filming what will become a funny meme.
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THOSE WHO ENTERED
YOU ARE ALL TRULY WINNERS
SNEER AT EVERYONE ELSE, THEY'RE LOSERS!
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